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01/16/2008

From 'The Simpsons' version of Hamlet

Hamlet/Bart (after stabbing Polonius/Chief Wiggum): Polonius! What are you doing here?

Polonius/Chief Wiggum: I hide behind curtains because I have a fear of being stabbed. (To Laertes/Ralph) Laertes, I need you to do a big boy job for daddy. I need you to avenge my death.

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